"It is a lie that the float trip is ruled by a repressive Eskridge regime! Pure fabrication! Pure Hollywood! Lynn has never forced signed confessions or waivers and has never demanded that anyone float in the rain. Robert has never tortured anyone by stuffing them over-filled with spiced corn and potatoes and shrimps and sausages and lobsters and crabs. All lies! There is no legal or moral basis for this so-called Operation Float Trip Freedom and we will fight to protect our beloved and righteous leaders. Even now, our loyal Elite Barbarian Guard has taken up positions at the river and will repulse any attempt to wrest control. The invaders will be cast back into the river and carp will feast on their toes."
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Minister of Float Trip Information	Next