"Of course there are float trip shirts! We have warehouses full of shirts that stretch from Bagdad to Tikrit! We have tees and tanks and sweatshirts with hoods and hand warmers and fleeces softer than the belly of a newborn muskrat. The design is magnificent with all the colors of the rainbow and it fills one with awe like the sunrise in the desert. Thousands upon thousands of these shirts will be air lifted into the Sam's parking lot and will be given freely to Lynn's loyal followers along with a champagne breakfast and silken slippers."
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Minister of Float Trip Information	Next